Unicorns DO Exist!

And it's flavored with glitter!

Olympic Stripping

And don't forget to get

your tix for the upcoming

Lap Dancing Championships!

Happy 12th Birthday Google!

I wish my friends knew about you! 

But, I think you're swell.

Tag! You're Not It.

Overheard this lass complaining to her gal-pal that she hasn't had a date in over a year.

Hmmm...

Mobile Phone News!

Great news: The mobile phone you carry around with you all day is now fully functional and able to accept phone calls!  That's right. You no  longer need to waste hundreds of dollars a year to merely use it as an answering machine. 
So, go ahead and answer that incoming call. 
It just might be the call that saves your life.

Movie Review: "THE TOWN"

Melodramatic, Boston-baked hogwash ... 

with a generous helping of greasy beans. 

Happy Hour, anyone?

Suddenly, that Mayan calendar 

prediction doesn't seem 

so far-fetched.

REALLY BIG SIGN

(really small arms)

(really high hair)

Three Square Meals

This food truck makes the third meal of the day worth waiting for.

Director David Fincher ...

... is quoted in New York Magazine regarding directing Aaron Sorkin's script for the Facebook movie The Social Network:

"I think good storytelling is always an interesting directorial challenge."

And here I thought good storytelling was the primary challenge.

A Very Jersey Halloween

The scariest new Halloween costumes to hit the racks this Autumn are from the fine folks on the Jersey Shore reality show.

Back in the day, these fire-retardant, polyester frocks were simply referred to as the "Super Cocaine Man" & "Super STD Girl" costumes. Re-branding. Gotta love it.

The Wonderful Oprah of Oz

BIG NEWS!

John Travolta is piloting the plane that's forcing Oprah's audience to go to Australia. The jet will be taking off directly from the Oprah stage. Steadman and Dr. Oz will be serving cocktails and providing safety instructions. Ms. Winfrey and her lover Gayle King will be on a separate flight piloted by Crocodile Dundee and Tyler Perry.

G'day, mate!

Dog Like an Egyptian

One of my neighbors is clearly attempting

to build an Alpo pyramid.

Catch the Wave

See? Microwave ovens aren't safe.

But, fun for parties!

FISHY NYC

Fishing is really fun in the Hudson River.

Plus, they have eels.

Wicked Swag

In addition to T-shirts, towels, hoodies, pajama sets, yoga pants, mugs, golf balls, wands, pins, umbrellas, glasses, keychains, water bottles, necklaces, charms and condoms, the international smash WICKED is now selling "Wicked Cars" ...

But, does it fly?

Coffee Snobs Take Heed

I recently spent some time with a couple of lovely coffee snobs.

According to them, the water you use in your Bodum French press or Melitta cone must first be boiled, then cooled for exactly 6 minutes before pouring it over your meticulously ground, organic coffee beans.

Granted, their coffee tastes delicious (even though they don't use filtered water!) but it's an awfully time-consuming process.

I found the solution! Take the kettle off the flame 6 minutes before it boils! In essence, saving yourself 12 minutes.

Or, just go to Starbucks like the rest of the galaxy.

Thinking, thinking ...

... nope, I got nuthin'. But, make sure to take my award-winning writing & performance classes starting tonight at The PIT!

MTA offers FREE foot massage

Available on the A, C, and E subway platforms.

Pacino on Broadway

Get your tickets for

"The Big Picture of Al Pacino",

coming soon to the Broadhurst Theater

in New York City.