9.14.2010

The Wonderful Oprah of Oz

BIG NEWS!
John Travolta is piloting the plane that's forcing Oprah's audience to go to Australia. The jet will be taking off directly from the Oprah stage. Steadman and Dr. Oz will be serving cocktails and providing safety instructions. Ms. Winfrey and her lover Gayle King will be on a separate flight piloted by Crocodile Dundee and Tyler Perry.
G'day, mate!

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