11.30.2009

11.24.2009

Priorities

This food joint in Buffalo seems to have all of their food and beverage consumption priorities in order ... start your day their way!

11.23.2009

11.20.2009

Meat Head

Only in Buffalo would a chicken enchilada be 50¢ cents more than a beef enchilada.
Still, it was worth it - cuz I can't eat any more of them damn Greek salads.

11.18.2009

Greek to Me

I had lunch at a Greek diner in Buffalo today and ordered the Greek burger with Greek Potatoes, instead of fries. 
Upon placing my order, the waitress took the ketchup off the table saying, "Well, you won't need this since you're getting Greek potatoes."
I guess it's illegal to put ketchup on anything but fries in Buffalo.

11.07.2009

Models DO Eat

Saw this photo outside some pricey boutique in the Meat Packing District ...

Someone needs to lay off the blueberry pie before a photo shoot. 

11.06.2009

Precious is Precious!

The new movie "Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire" not only has a wonderfully detailed and informative title (yes, that is the official title), but it is also presented by the legendary film and broadway producer Oprah Winfrey and the amazingly talented chameleon, Tyler Perry -- best known for his "Big Mamma's House" movies.
Perry gained 500 pounds for the role to completely transform himself into the sexually and emotionally abused, pregnant Precious -- who is sure to steal our hearts. 
Happy Holidays one and all ... and here's to Oprah and Tyler on all of their hard work!

Tyler Perry (above as himself and below as misunderstood Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire)





11.04.2009

Big Head

In olden times, the theater marquee featured the name of the show playing there - 








Nowadays, they just use a picture of the movie star in the show -


11.02.2009

Heavy Medal

Yesterday was the NYC marathon. Today, all these skinny people are walking around the city wearing their ribbons and medals around their nylon-jacketed frames ... like, they won a medal or something.

Hairy Balls

Golf is a strange sport. 
Apparently it's very difficult to clean golf balls. 
And a challenge for a traveling golfer to stay groomed.