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Mel Gibson Spud: Rant Part 2

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Mel Gibson Spud : Rant Part 1

Jolie is ADOBO!

I am so glad that Angelina Jolie is writing, directing, producing and starring in the action film "Goya: Adobo" -- which hits theaters in Summer 2011. I will watch it on a bus for sure.

(Note: this film contains violence and MSG)

Jolie is PEPPER!

I am so glad that Angelina Jolie is taking the 70's story of Sgt. Leanne "Pepper" Anderson into the 21st century. But will she be a hotter Pepper than Angie Dickinson? Doubtful.

Jolie is SALT!

I am so glad that Angelina Jolie is taking the story of Veruca Salt into the 21st century. I can't wait to watch this action-packed film on an airplane for free.

"I want it now!"

Sarah Palin Invents New Fun Word

I made a T-shirt in honor of Sarah Palin.

There's also a mug and a bumper sticker - to stick over Sarah's mug.

You can get it HERE .

Rubber Puppy

Sidewalks of NYC too hot for yer little pooch? Put orange BALLOONS on his paws and make him the laughing stock of Chelsea!

Batman Gets Trashed

As always, a clean leotard.

Going to MEL!

Mel Gibson is an ass.

WHO's going to play Mel in the inevitable LIFETIME TV movie?

YOU decide! Now accepting suggestions.

The winner gets a didgeridoo!

Send ideas to me at: petermichaelmarino@mac.com

Here's a casting idea to get you started:

Bobby Cannavale

*****

This suggestion is from Doug P in Arizona

This suggestion is from Liz H in NYC

This suggestion is from Alison F. in NYC

(sadly, Heath is not avail)

Kitty Porn

Star Wars Subway Car

I like the work these guys do. Watch this video for a laff.

Bike Trip to Da Bronx

I went to Pelham Bay Park which has forests and beaches and I made this video ... WATCH HERE

Fast Food

Giant Rat Invades Stoop

Cheap & Cool

This is one inexpensive air conditioner ...