Honey, I'm Gonna Row the Lawn

Funny, there's a river just a few feet away.

Different strokes ...

Drinking in Public

In Rome, they have beautiful public drinking fountains 

that have stood the test of time.

In New York City, we take what we can get.

Give Me Your Tired ...

your poor ...

Your huddled masses ...

The wretched refuse ...

 ... of your teeming shore!

Priscilla: Queen of The Desert Storm

Come to Broadway ...

Where the drag queens, tourists 
and armed soldiers play together!

Lost Elmo, Elmo & Elmo!

Saw this creepy gang outside Radio City Music Hall.

Insert your own witty caption. I'm too traumatized.

Cracked Nutter

(The Sugar Plum Fairy photo was way too graphic to post)

UFO's and What Gets Me ...

... is that when I posted the story of witnessing UFO's in the sky over NYC yesterday afternoon, many of my closest friends mocked me. Literally, mocked me, like I was a nut job, a liar or stoned -- which I have indeed been at various times of my life and this week. People were even mocking us on the street as we watched. 3 dozen people got mocked!
Thing is, I never used the word aliens. Or spaceships. I just said UFO. And that was what it was. And it was thrilling. 
Thanks, New York for another experience that could only happen here. 
Here's a video of the crowd that I shot. Couldn't make out the shapes in the sky with my camera. The people were more interesting! UFO OVER NYC

Happy Hour, anyone?

Suddenly, that Mayan calendar 

prediction doesn't seem 

so far-fetched.

Three Square Meals

This food truck makes the third meal of the day worth waiting for.

FISHY NYC

Fishing is really fun in the Hudson River.

Plus, they have eels.

MTA offers FREE foot massage

Available on the A, C, and E subway platforms.

Pacino on Broadway

Get your tickets for

"The Big Picture of Al Pacino",

coming soon to the Broadhurst Theater

in New York City.

Make Your Bed

Glad to see the local homeless guy who lives outside my plush Chelsea digs had the decency to make his bed this morning ...

Read Minds Not Books

Room with a View

Welcome to New York!

Now get the hell out ... if you can.

Batman Gets Trashed

As always, a clean leotard.

Bike Trip to Da Bronx

I went to Pelham Bay Park which has forests and beaches and I made this video ... WATCH HERE

Giant Rat Invades Stoop

Single's Dance

"Let us in! Let us in!"

Killer Dogs

Seen at Hudson River Park ...

Cats are free to roam and mame.