Kmart Q & A

All I wanted was check out a few items at the local Kmart. After waiting in line forever, I finally made it to one of the two cashiers. I placed my items on the counter and the cashier asks:
"Did you find everything you were looking for?"
"No."
"Would you like to make a donation to the Red Cross?"
"No."
"Do you have a Kmart rewards card?"
"No."
"Would you like a Kmart rewards card?"
"No."
"Would you like to give us your birthdate?"
"No."
"Can I have your zip code?"
"No."
"Would you like a bag for that 20" beach ball?"
"Yes. Yes, I would."

F*ck Like Bunnies

Kmart welcomes the return of Jesus Christ with this lovely display of wasted fur and pastel colors.

Cheap & Cool

This is one inexpensive air conditioner ...

K-Hole

They go together like

Meals & Air Conditioners.

Home Sweet Kmart

No. Really. Make yourself at home. Nap. Read. Whatever.