Mr Jaws 2011

I made this for you. Swim safe.

To Smoke or Not to Smoke

"Smoking Kills"

(Italian)

"Smoking causes ageing of the skin"

(British)

Italians say, "AAAAAAAYYY"

Leather jacket not included

Models Do Eat!

Granted, the portion is the size of a pencil, 

but we are what we eat, aren't we?

Park It!

This parking lot offers fairly reasonable prices 

to park your bike.

This pole next to the lot offers VERY reasonable prices 

to park your bike.

 

Rocket Fuel

Although it looks like the control room at NASA, 

it's actually a Starbucks.

Remember when having a cup of coffee was so simple? 

Me neither.

Better Business?

Alter This

Would you trust these people with your pants?

SUPERBAD

A brief conversation with my building's Superintendent

Me: Did you get the note I slipped under your door Monday?

Super: No.

Me: I paged you Tuesday. Did you get it?

Super: No.

Me: I paged you yesterday. Did you get that?

Super: No.

Me: I left you a voice mail. Did you get that?

Super: No.

Me: Did you get the generous Christmas bonus I left for you in December?

Super: No.

Me: Precisely.

Slippery Nipple

This photo plastered to the double doors of the 

Broadway show "Baby It's You!" caught my eye ...

And I have to wonder if actress Beth Leavel 

is happy with the world knowing she has an "outie."