5.12.2011

SUPERBAD

A brief conversation with my building's Superintendent
Me: Did you get the note I slipped under your door Monday?
Super: No.
Me: I paged you Tuesday. Did you get it?
Super: No.
Me: I paged you yesterday. Did you get that?
Super: No.
Me: I left you a voice mail. Did you get that?
Super: No.
Me: Did you get the generous Christmas bonus I left for you in December?
Super: No.
Me: Precisely.

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