4.23.2010
4.22.2010
4.21.2010
4.20.2010
Don Jr. is Magic
I love the Celebrity Apprentice. I even like it when the apprentice hopefuls are real people. Here's a short vid I made in honor of Donald Trump Jr. He makes it all worth while.
4.19.2010
Tea Bag Stats
My Youtube video about the Tea Party turnout in NYC has gotten a ton of attention and nasty comments with poor grammar. So, here are some facts* about the mysterious Tea Bag people:
- Tea Bags make up 18% of the country.
- Tea Bags have the sign-making skills of 3rd graders.
- 52% of Tea Bags believe that too much is being made of the problems of Black Americans, but deny that Obama has anything to do with their belief.
*A special thanks to CBS Sunday Morning for providing many of these facts.
- Tea Bags make up 18% of the country.
- Tea Bags have the sign-making skills of 3rd graders.
- 52% of Tea Bags believe that too much is being made of the problems of Black Americans, but deny that Obama has anything to do with their belief.
- 89% are white.
- 36% live in the South.
- 78% own Ed Hardy clothing.
- 39% are Evangelical Christians.
- 58% have a gun in their home.
- 80% have a Bedazzler in their home.
- 50% watch Fox news for Political coverage.
- 0% are gay.
- 5% don't know it yet.
- 75% are over 45 years of age.
- 99.9% are angry.
4.16.2010
4.15.2010
4.14.2010
Girl Found in Swamp! Ban the Book!
The handsome, brave man James King, who found missing Autistic girl Nadia Bloom deep in a swamp in Winter Springs, Florida, credits God for directing his path "straight to her."
Unfortunately, God ignored the poor, wet, 11-year old for four days as she was ravaged by stinging mosquitoes and taunted by toothy alligators.
God did not give any direction to the teams of divers and dogs who attempted to sniff her out for four days.
And it was a GPS system and a trail of toilet paper that led the helicopters to their location deep in the dangerous swamp, not God.
But, what has not been seriously addressed is that little Nadia was clearly led astray by her recent reading of an "American Girl" book called "Lanie's Real Adventure," which tells the story of an intrepid young girl going on a nature hike.
Clearly, these kinds of books are destroying the minds of young girls everywhere, leading them down dark, muddy, overgrown paths that not even God would venture into.
BAN THE BOOK! SAVE A LIFE!
Unfortunately, God ignored the poor, wet, 11-year old for four days as she was ravaged by stinging mosquitoes and taunted by toothy alligators.
God did not give any direction to the teams of divers and dogs who attempted to sniff her out for four days.
And it was a GPS system and a trail of toilet paper that led the helicopters to their location deep in the dangerous swamp, not God.
But, what has not been seriously addressed is that little Nadia was clearly led astray by her recent reading of an "American Girl" book called "Lanie's Real Adventure," which tells the story of an intrepid young girl going on a nature hike.
Clearly, these kinds of books are destroying the minds of young girls everywhere, leading them down dark, muddy, overgrown paths that not even God would venture into.
BAN THE BOOK! SAVE A LIFE!
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