The news is touting the seventh anniversary of the Iraq War, recently re-named Operation New Dawn from the previous title, Operation Iraqi Freedom. They wanted to use The Empire Strikes Back, but the name was taken.
You know the war. It's the one that's claimed the lives of 4,500 American soldiers. The one responsible for the violent deaths over 100,000 Iraqi civilians and military personnel. That dawning war.
After seven years, it's no longer a war or an operation. It's a lifestyle.
3.19.2010
Oh, Zooey
Zooey Deschanel is doing commercials for cotton. She is seen singing some folksy song and whirling and twirling in her lightweight clothing.
I ask -- Do we really need commercials for cotton?
What's next? Commercials for tap water?
Click the link below to experience the magic of natural fabrics:
Zooey Sings & Wears Cotton!
I ask -- Do we really need commercials for cotton?
What's next? Commercials for tap water?
Click the link below to experience the magic of natural fabrics:
Zooey Sings & Wears Cotton!
Mouth Meet Soap
A chill ran thru my bones today as I walked through sunny Times Square, when a guy behind me yelled, "Faggot! Yo faggot!"
I was immediately transported back to the torturing halls of my junior high school until I heard the response, "Yo nigga!" Niggaaaaa!" coming from a dude a few yards ahead of me.
Judging by the complicated way they shook hands, I can tell you that neither of these crackers were gay or black.
I was immediately transported back to the torturing halls of my junior high school until I heard the response, "Yo nigga!" Niggaaaaa!" coming from a dude a few yards ahead of me.
Judging by the complicated way they shook hands, I can tell you that neither of these crackers were gay or black.
3.18.2010
3.17.2010
Product Placement
I wonder if the parents of this little happy girl they feature on their packaging named her after they started their frozen dinner company?
Or did they decided to create a company because they had a daughter who's name rhymed with a pasta dish?
And if they had a son, would they create a product called Andy Antipasti, Tommy Tortelloni, or Tony Rigatoni and slap his little smiling mug on the package, assuring the little darlin' years of embarrassment and teasing?
And if they had a son, would they create a product called Andy Antipasti, Tommy Tortelloni, or Tony Rigatoni and slap his little smiling mug on the package, assuring the little darlin' years of embarrassment and teasing?
3.16.2010
One Thing or Another
A store near the Empire State Building has this sign in the window ...
And they won't close until every last Thing is sold!
3.15.2010
3.14.2010
Tool
Quite often, people don't know how to get information about something.
Directions. Maps. Who was in what movie. Presidential contenders, etc.
Well, I found this amazing thing called Google.
It is so cool and gets you all the info you could ever want in very little time just by typing in the words that you are not familiar with. It's like a library that you can talk loudly or play music or eat a sandwich in!
Google - a world of wonderful information
Directions. Maps. Who was in what movie. Presidential contenders, etc.
Well, I found this amazing thing called Google.
It is so cool and gets you all the info you could ever want in very little time just by typing in the words that you are not familiar with. It's like a library that you can talk loudly or play music or eat a sandwich in!
Google - a world of wonderful information
3.12.2010
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