Get the Axe

A couple in Duane Reade seemed to follow me wherever I went in my attempt to check household items off my "list."

He says to his girl: "Well, why don't you just aks me?"

And she says: "I am aksing."

Him: "You're not aksing, you're telling."

Her: "I aks and aks. What more you want me to do?"

Him: "Just aks."

I don't think they were looking for AXE Deodorant Body Spray. And, I learned that Duane Reade doesn't carry real axes. 

'Cause I would have used it right there in the soap aisle.