Big Dates

This guy at the Actors Federal Credit Union, probably an actor, was yakkin' on his cell phone about how "times are so tough," as he filled out his deposit slip. 

The person on the other end of the call must have asked him if he was free on a particular date. 

The guy, most likely an actor, reaches into his ratty sack and pulls out ... not a Palm Pilot, not a little date book, but a full size wall calendar!

He puts the beat-up-scribbled-upon-full-size-wall-calendar on the table and starts rifling through it to confirm that, "Yes, I am totally free that day."

He hung up, deposited his check, and then got on another call to complain about the "gig" he just accepted.

Oh yes, he was indeed an actor.