Margo's Puppet Pizza Party

Click here for a slice of Margo & Avenue Q

Blow & Suck

Dyson, known for their $500 vacuums that won't lose suction, is now offering $300 bladeless fans that won't chop off your fingers. 

Yes, it's expensive! It's from the future! (Click here)

Bump One Out

It's official. The traditional Handshake has been replaced by the Knuckle Bump -- also known as the Fist Bump or Fist Pound. 
Does this mean that after taking a wee, we have to not only wash our palms, but also our knobby knuckles?

Office Memo

Beginning today, usage of the phrase "I'm Out of My Comfort Zone" will be abolished until the parameters of the "zone" are properly delineated and marked. 
Any use of the term is punishable by termination, reduction of vacation days, or limited water cooler time allotment.
- Management

Doggie Style

Spotted in Chelsea ...

Yes, the fine print on the sign says "No Exceptions." 

But, it was outside of a leather bar.

Weird Science

Never thought I would see the words "Mario Lopez" and "Science" on the same poster. 

This Puppy is F*cked

A puppy store that uses the term "Free Delivery" reminds me of soy sauce and the little-known saying:

F*cked like a stray dog in Chinatown.

But, that's just me.

Now I Get It!

Facebook is for those who are your friends. 

Twitter is for those who want to be your friends.

Separated at Birth #2

Joe Nolan & Jabba The Hut

Separated at Birth #1

Cokie Roberts & Heat Miser