Where are my Keys?

End of my street

Where my keys?

I gotta pee

Where my keys?

Front pocket - check

Where my keys?

Back pocket - check

Where my keys?

Jacket pocket - check

Where my darn keys?

Hoodie pocket - check

Where my keys?

Here's the front door

Where my keys?

Check in my backpack

Where my keys?

Feel back pockets

Where my damn keys?

Look in my hand

There are my keys.

Check.