Frogger

Observing the "Eco Aquarium" on the store shelf, I alerted the worker to the lifeless, dead frog in the small, pebble-filled tank.
"It's not moving?" ... she queried.
"It's upside down -- and yellow," I said.
"Oh. I guess it finally died. Thank you, sir."


Did I mention this was at the pet paradise better known as the Hallmark Greeting Card Store?

"I like the greeting cards that play songs"