HAIR!

Last night I saw the show "HAIR." 
Well ... actually I tried to see the show "Brief Encounter" at St. Ann's Warehouse, but this dumb blonde gal in front of me felt it was really important to play with and readjust her long ponytail during most of the show, popping it up and down and fluffing it and primping it hither and yon. So, it was hard to actually see the show I paid to see.
I wished I had an inkwell. 
I would have turned her blonde locks blue.