Today, I saw a long-leggy blonde in a little black mini making her sexy way down my street. As she approached three young men leaning against a brick wall, I knew what was coming ...
"Hey babe. You lookin' goooood!"
"I'd like summa that."
"Fine, fine, damn your fine, girl. C'mere a minute."
She kept strutting in her 5" heels, without looking back. Sauntering past her, I muttered, "I apologize -- on behalf of all the decent males in the city."
Without even looking at me, she purrs, "Get it all time. Don't mind. Ciao."
So much for my gallant effort.
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