Ed - Hardly

Little do the Crackers, Thugs and Morons who sport Ed Hardy's garish, tattoo-inspired clothing know that Ed Hardy hand sanitizer doesn't work on STD's.

Mouth Meet Soap

A chill ran thru my bones today as I walked through sunny Times Square, when a guy behind me yelled, "Faggot! Yo faggot!"
I was immediately transported back to the torturing halls of my junior high school until I heard the response, "Yo nigga!" Niggaaaaa!" coming from a dude a few yards ahead of me.
Judging by the complicated way they shook hands, I can tell you that neither of these crackers were gay or black.