Ed - Hardly

Little do the Crackers, Thugs and Morons who sport Ed Hardy's garish, tattoo-inspired clothing know that Ed Hardy hand sanitizer doesn't work on STD's.

Tea Bag Stats

My Youtube video about the Tea Party turnout in NYC has gotten a ton of attention and nasty comments with poor grammar. So, here are some facts* about the mysterious Tea Bag people:
- Tea Bags make up 18% of the country.
- Tea Bags have the sign-making skills of 3rd graders.
- 52% of Tea Bags believe that too much is being made of the problems of Black Americans, but deny that Obama has anything to do with their belief.

- 89% are white.

- 36% live in the South.

- 78% own Ed Hardy clothing.

- 39% are Evangelical Christians.

- 58% have a gun in their home.

- 80% have a Bedazzler in their home.

- 50% watch Fox news for Political coverage.

- 0% are gay. 

- 5% don't know it yet.

- 75% are over 45 years of age.

- 99.9% are angry.

*A special thanks to CBS Sunday Morning for providing many of these facts.