A Very Jersey Halloween

The scariest new Halloween costumes to hit the racks this Autumn are from the fine folks on the Jersey Shore reality show.

Back in the day, these fire-retardant, polyester frocks were simply referred to as the "Super Cocaine Man" & "Super STD Girl" costumes. Re-branding. Gotta love it.

Ed - Hardly

Little do the Crackers, Thugs and Morons who sport Ed Hardy's garish, tattoo-inspired clothing know that Ed Hardy hand sanitizer doesn't work on STD's.