Going to MEL!

Mel Gibson is an ass.

WHO's going to play Mel in the inevitable LIFETIME TV movie?

YOU decide! Now accepting suggestions.

The winner gets a didgeridoo!

Send ideas to me at: petermichaelmarino@mac.com

Here's a casting idea to get you started:

Bobby Cannavale

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This suggestion is from Doug P in Arizona

This suggestion is from Liz H in NYC

This suggestion is from Alison F. in NYC

(sadly, Heath is not avail)

Mouth Meet Soap

A chill ran thru my bones today as I walked through sunny Times Square, when a guy behind me yelled, "Faggot! Yo faggot!"
I was immediately transported back to the torturing halls of my junior high school until I heard the response, "Yo nigga!" Niggaaaaa!" coming from a dude a few yards ahead of me.
Judging by the complicated way they shook hands, I can tell you that neither of these crackers were gay or black.