Park It!

This parking lot offers fairly reasonable prices 

to park your bike.

This pole next to the lot offers VERY reasonable prices 

to park your bike.

 

Tire Thief

Duh, you never just lock the tire! 

Explains why the other one is missing, I suppose.

Bad News Bike Rack

Saw this lovely display of homeless ingenuity ...

Then I noticed this very official note attached to the shopping cart ...

Some homeless people are such dicks.

Bike Trip to Da Bronx

I went to Pelham Bay Park which has forests and beaches and I made this video ... WATCH HERE

Roadkill

"Where there's a carcass, there will be vultures."

-- Malayan Proverb

Fortunately, vultures aren't any good at picking a bicycle lock.

Inventing the Wheel

Many companies make great bike locks. Problem is, some bikers use the lock on the tires and not on the bike.
As evidenced here --