Hello Sole Reader/Stalker,
I've been so busy creating visually stunning and topical viral videos and pies the past month, that I've neglected my blog. This is going to change! As this year draws to a close, I vow to keep you entertained with even more side-splitting observations in 2011.
Writing isn't easy, as you can tell by my past posts, but someone needs to get all the political-socio-pop culture-NYC happenings-TV disasters out there, and that responsibility has clearly fallen into my boney lap.
I encourage you all to find your voice. Embrace your opinions. Seek the truth. And if you can't find any of those, then make shit up.
I close with the video cartoon I recently created that has brought me and the entire world the greatest joy this year. Here's hoping that 2011 isn't a disaster ... like Spider-Man.
xo Pete
12.31.2010
12.15.2010
12.08.2010
Dollars for Donuts
12.07.2010
One Man Show
I teach classes in creating one man shows. I direct one man shows. I performed several one man shows. So, I made a short movie about not doing one man shows.
12.03.2010
Lost Elmo, Elmo & Elmo!
Saw this creepy gang outside Radio City Music Hall.
Insert your own witty caption. I'm too traumatized.
12.02.2010
Gay People Hate Me
I posted a YouTube video featuring shots of Lea Michele's intense performance of "Don't Rain on My Parade" at the 2010 Tony Awards. I scored it with Jerry Goldsmith's music.
I got hate mail.
Below are some of the exchanges I had with the angry defenders. I thought you'd enjoy my responses (in yellow). I know I did.
You can view the video HERE and judge for yourself.
I got hate mail.
Below are some of the exchanges I had with the angry defenders. I thought you'd enjoy my responses (in yellow). I know I did.
xo Blackout Pete
11.30.2010
11.24.2010
Happy National Opt-Out Day!
Get ready for long lines and irate carnivores!
Brian Sodegren started this insane National Opt-Out Day movement saying, ""The goal of National Opt-Out Day is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand change. No naked body scanners, no government-approved groping. We have a right to privacy and buying a plane ticket should not mean that we're guilty until proven innocent."
Not surprisingly, Mr. Sodegren, who's rumored to have a disaster films fetish, a miniscule penis and a history of sexual abuse isn't even flying during the holiday.
Thanks to Brian, and the bomb-loving idiots who are protesting with this couch potato, the rest of us law-abiding citizens will be arriving late to Grandma's house and eating over-cooked turkey at midnight.
Here's hoping Mr. Sodegren's plan makes this Thanksgiving "the bomb."
Brian Sodegren started this insane National Opt-Out Day movement saying, ""The goal of National Opt-Out Day is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand change. No naked body scanners, no government-approved groping. We have a right to privacy and buying a plane ticket should not mean that we're guilty until proven innocent."
Not surprisingly, Mr. Sodegren, who's rumored to have a disaster films fetish, a miniscule penis and a history of sexual abuse isn't even flying during the holiday.
Thanks to Brian, and the bomb-loving idiots who are protesting with this couch potato, the rest of us law-abiding citizens will be arriving late to Grandma's house and eating over-cooked turkey at midnight.
Here's hoping Mr. Sodegren's plan makes this Thanksgiving "the bomb."
11.11.2010
Hand Job
The local deli installed this handy device ...
It's so complimentary ...
It's robo-voice told me "You have lovely, well-maintained cuticles, Mr. Marino, and you are very handsome."
11.08.2010
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