Brian Sodegren started this insane National Opt-Out Day movement saying, ""The goal of National Opt-Out Day is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand change. No naked body scanners, no government-approved groping. We have a right to privacy and buying a plane ticket should not mean that we're guilty until proven innocent."
Not surprisingly, Mr. Sodegren, who's rumored to have a disaster films fetish, a miniscule penis and a history of sexual abuse isn't even flying during the holiday.
Thanks to Brian, and the bomb-loving idiots who are protesting with this couch potato, the rest of us law-abiding citizens will be arriving late to Grandma's house and eating over-cooked turkey at midnight.
Here's hoping Mr. Sodegren's plan makes this Thanksgiving "the bomb."
1 comment:
Warms my heart.
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