Gone Fishin'

Yeah, unless they fake another moon landing this week, or Justin Bieber marries Tyler Perry, I'm taking some time off from the blog. I know, I know ... this is going to be very difficult for my 12 cherished followers. It will be a challenge for me not to share my brilliant observations. Call me stingy.

In the meantime, enjoy the humid, oppressive weather. Summer comes but once a year.

Snap On a Smile!

Bad teeth? Simply snap on new some ones! Yes, this new company, Snap on Smile offers teeth that just click into your mouth.

before after cheaper

Kristin Celebrates Gay Pride!

Ms. Chenoweth shows the world how much she supports the gays ... and her flexibility, on Live with Regis & Kelly.

You go girl!

Death Burger

New from the friendly folks at Friendly's ...

... a beef burger sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Comes with "salad."

Going Bananas

Facebook requested me to join the Dole Bananas page, luring me with fascinating topics like:

"Peel from the stem down, or the bottom up?"

"Brown spots on the banana - eat or stay away?"

"Bananas and peanut butter combo is delish."

The timing was perfect as I didn't even know you had to peel them, I only ate the brown or green ones, and I never heard of peanut butter. Now I know what all the monkeys have been raving about and my banana party will be a big smash.

Casting Tony

Who will play BP Idiot Tony Hayward in the inevitable TV movie about the disaster?

The Original Tony

Andy Serkis

Michael Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Rachael Ray Causes Seizures

Rachael Ray has a popular morning show which airs right after Good Morning America. Her node-damaged voice often pierces the air as I work in the next room. I simply cannot bear it. I just realized it's because I'm not: 

A) Retarded

B) Hard of hearing

3) A 2-year old 

This is indeed odd, since I adore Pee Wee Herman's show.

Lea Michele is POSSESSED

Crazy Zeta-Jones!

Send in the clowns ...

... don't bother, she's here.

TONY! TONY! TONY!

I'm sure the parents of the junior high school student who clearly designed the official 2010 Tony™ Awards poster are proud of their budding artiste. A tip of the hat to the ever-progressive Tony™ Award team ... boring Americans since 1947.