Casting Tony

Who will play BP Idiot Tony Hayward in the inevitable TV movie about the disaster?

The Original Tony

Andy Serkis

Michael Sheen

Charlie Sheen

New Logo for BP Revealed

Oil Spill Solution #1

If everyone in the vicinity of the Gulf Coast threw a slice of bread into the terribly oil-slicked ocean water, it would absorb the oil, feed the fish and birds and save the world. 

Works for homemade chicken soup, too.