Drinking in Public

In Rome, they have beautiful public drinking fountains 

that have stood the test of time.

In New York City, we take what we can get.

Hide Your Nuts

I caught the squirrel in the act. 

Hiding his nuts in my fire-escape flower garden.

Which is now dead.

And pretty soon ...

Little squirrel will be dead, too. 

Winter is a bitch when you got no nuts.

Mr Jaws 2011

I made this for you. Swim safe.

To Smoke or Not to Smoke

"Smoking Kills"

(Italian)

"Smoking causes ageing of the skin"

(British)

Italians say, "AAAAAAAYYY"

Leather jacket not included

Models Do Eat!

Granted, the portion is the size of a pencil, 

but we are what we eat, aren't we?

Park It!

This parking lot offers fairly reasonable prices 

to park your bike.

This pole next to the lot offers VERY reasonable prices 

to park your bike.

 

Rocket Fuel

Although it looks like the control room at NASA, 

it's actually a Starbucks.

Remember when having a cup of coffee was so simple? 

Me neither.

Better Business?

Alter This

Would you trust these people with your pants?