Showing posts with label comfort zone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comfort zone. Show all posts

4.30.2010

Comfort Zoned

Recently, I proclaimed that use of the term "Out of my comfort zone" was prohibited. That order still stands. 
But, let me clarify for those of you who are still confused. 
One may not use that term when speaking about themselves (i.e.- "Well, I didn't really have a good time. Bondage clubs are out of my comfort zone." )
However, the term MAY be used, periodically, when referring to someone else ... (i.e.- "Well, Mary didn't really have a good time. Bondage clubs are out of her comfort zone.")
--- Management


To reference previous memo, please see: Office Memo

4.09.2010

Office Memo

Beginning today, usage of the phrase "I'm Out of My Comfort Zone" will be abolished until the parameters of the "zone" are properly delineated and marked. 
Any use of the term is punishable by termination, reduction of vacation days, or limited water cooler time allotment.
- Management