7-11 : Innovators of Fine Coffee Products

Light My Fire

A lone brown Bic lighter remains on the store display, ever since Columbo went off the air. Can you find it in your heart to adopt this little brown tube of fun and fire?

Pasta for Dummies

Thank God someone finally invented a device that helps measure those unwieldy spaghetti strands. I've always found that to be such a difficult task.

Make Your Bed

Glad to see the local homeless guy who lives outside my plush Chelsea digs had the decency to make his bed this morning ...

Need Advice? Go to Scotland!

I believe this flashy-looking establishment is owned and operated by one Lucy Van Pelt.

New Treat!

Yay! Someone finally realized how great

Rice Krispie Treats go with ice cream.

License to Re-Gift

So, now that New York State has changed the souvenir license plates from blue to retro yellow, will the gift shops in NYC change the useless "name" keychains as well? Just wonderin'. Cuz then I would need a new one.

Tasteless British Flavour

Seems like the UK took a tip from our Yankee trailer-residing residents!

Coke and vodka ... in a can.

Tasteless British Humour

I wonder which came first, the product or the name of the product?

Back in NYC

Hey there, stranger.

Been in Europe, cuz that's how I roll.

Stories and snaps to follow soon.

Cheers!

Pete

Pizza Hut: Scotland

Yes. You need to make a reservation.

It's that good. Or something.

Worst Name For Frozen Treat

Wonder what they'll serve at the reception.

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