Sick Day

I've been sick with a nasty upper respiratory-sinus-bacterial infection for the past 3 days. 
I assume I caught it at the local crackhouse -- but at least it was a memorable night.
Funny thing is, when you tell people you're sick, the first thing they ask is, "Are you taking anything?"
I've resorted to responding, "Yes. The bus."
Then I hang up and go back to bed.