Got a Crazy Landlord?

It's not too late to get one.

Animals Escape!

First that pesky peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo. Now, animals all over the city are trying to break out. 

As evidenced here on 30th Street.

Read My Lips

Nice to see their bringing back "live" Karaoke. 

That lip sync stuff is so dull.

Honey, I'm Gonna Row the Lawn

Funny, there's a river just a few feet away.

Different strokes ...

Drinking in Public

In Rome, they have beautiful public drinking fountains 

that have stood the test of time.

In New York City, we take what we can get.

Hide Your Nuts

I caught the squirrel in the act. 

Hiding his nuts in my fire-escape flower garden.

Which is now dead.

And pretty soon ...

Little squirrel will be dead, too. 

Winter is a bitch when you got no nuts.