Take it to the Mat

I'm on my cell phone, walking past Whole Foods, and this guy is hawking some Yoga Center. You know, "Take this flyer and save 10% on your next Bikram sweat-fest."
The guy catches my eye, and says, "You do Yoga? Save 10%, dude!"
And I say, "Sorry, I am on the phone here."
And he says, "I'm just givin' you a flyer, man."
And I say, "Yeah, but you are also shouting at me, while I'm on a call."
He says, shoving the flyer at me, "Just take one! C'mon!"


Now, am I really going to support a Yoga institution that has employees who bombard you with information when you are having a very important cell phone chat about where you are going to go out for Happy Hour that night? I don't think so.