How Very Green

The folks behind the smash Broadway musical "Wicked" pride themselves on their wonderful commitment to the environment by placing ads on "green" buses, selling eco-friendly T-shirts, and doing "green" events around the country.

Why, oh why then, did they hire a small plane to buzz around the quiet beaches of Fire Island this past weekend to advertise the popular show? Certainly, there's alot of fuel being wasted on that little plane.

And quite frankly, the folks trying to enjoy some quiet time at the very gay beach certainly already know about the show; most have already memorized the entire cast album!

Green my ass.