You've Been Soft Served!

You drive your Hummer into the city from Jersey or "The Island" for a night of NYC fun. When you get out of that Broadway jukebox show you spent your life savings on, or after that fancy meal you spent hundreds of dollars on, you go to your car only to find out it's been towed because you parked next to a fire hydrant. Silly you! 

You call the police and they tell you that the car is at The Violation Tow Service building on West Side Highway. How convenient. You wait on line for a few hours. You shell out over $200 to get your gas guzzler back. 

And what do you do then?

You get yourself some nice, comforting ice cream.

Thanks, Mr. Softee! I hope you don't get towed!