Lucky Duck

Yesterday I took a jaunt to Fire Island to fuel my soul. Why not? It's only a 2 1/2 hour commute each way and involves a train, a van, and a ferry, and costs a mere $50 RT.

I went for a calming walk on the beach and when I came back to my little camp in the sand, I discovered that a seagull had pooped in my ratty old sneaker.

I've heard that if a bird poops on your head, it's good luck for you. 

I assume that if it poops in your shoe, it's good luck for the bird.