Directions

As I walked in the club district late the other night, a group of randy young men approached me, asking, "Hey, do you know where the Intrepid is?"

I wondered if they had some hooligan plan.

 "Yes, the Intrepid is just a few blocks North and West. You can't miss it. It's a really big boat."

Their eyes lit up and I said, "You know, the Intrepid isn't open this late at night."

And they said, "Oh no. We're looking for a club right near there called Pacha or something."

"Oh! Yeah," I said, "Pacha is on 46th right near the Intrepid."

They hopped in their sporty car shouting, "Thanks, sir!"

I was nice to help out some touristy club kids. 

But, being called "sir" certainly put a damper on my evening.