Ahhh ... Florida

I was driving behind a flatbed truck on Sanibel Island on Sunday morning, mesmerized by the flurry of breast cancer stickers, war ribbons, and Republican party endorsements adorning its shiny rear end. 

One sticker featured a picture of Obama - with a clown nose superimposed on it. Another said, "Real Christians are never pro-abortion", and another that read, "IMPEACH OBAMA!"

Isn't it a bit early to be crying the impeachment wolf? It's only been, like, 65 days.

I wondered if the fat guy (or gal) driving the truck carried a gun. I wondered if they were drunk. I wondered what would happen if I just drove past them with my hand on the horn, giving them the finger. Just 'cause.

And then the truck pulled into the church parking lot, its driver ready for morning mass.

Naturally.