Manners

I went to sweat out my additional toxins in the steam room at my local New York Sports Club after burning 478 calories on the treadmill while watching The View. 

This older guy was in the tiny steam room, leaning against the door, shaving his face. No shaving cream. No mirror. Just some old guy with some old, cheap, disposable razor, shaving and shaving his inflated cheeks. He then sat down next to me ... and methodically shaved again and again. Over and over. FUCKING WEIRD, RIGHT? 

Sir -- don't shave like that in public. It's creepy.